Reclaiming the basement, and other mischief
Periodically we have to reassert our ownership of our own basement. What typically happens is we gradually spend less and less time down there until it becomes disorderly, prompting even fewer visits.
Eventually, the spiders take up their natural position as the rulers of the basement, caking all manner of clutter in their cunning and sticky webs.
The time arrived to regain control. The motivation this particular time was to create an arts and crafts area for Robin and T.![]()
As you see, it’s turned out nicely, and didn’t take that long to put together. The spiders were easily defeated.
In other insect-related news, Kyle got stung by a nasty hornet while mowing the lawn yesterday. He later found out he was lucky he wasn’t attacked by the whole nest, which was in a hole in the ground he ran over with the mower.
Kyle figured all he had to do was dump some water down there and cover the hole…they’re only insects, after all. But some Internet research indicated otherwise. Apparently these are robust little buggars.
The two solutions seemed to be poison or fire. Kyle went to the store and found the necessary poison, but was deterred by the extreme warnings on the label. He didn’t want to go through all the precautions necessary to use the stuff and wasn’t confident they would even fully protect him.
Plus, gas and fire is much cheaper.
It also puts on quite a show.
As recommended, he waited until after dark. He, against his instincts, dumped gas in the hole and lit it. It lit easier than he expected, and burned for a long time. He was prepared to run into the house to outrun the flaming hornets, but didn’t see a single one.
Now we wait to see if any hornets reemerge today. Kyle finds it hard to believe they could survive, but apparently gas and fire are not always the cure.
UPDATE: They, survived! The struggle continues.








